Sharpes-R-Us

My printer just died. How do I know this? Because I need to print something. Now! Why couldn’t it die when I didn’t need it?

4th grader home today with strong desire to watch tv and vomit. Poor kiddo. :(

My nine year old just beat me at Summoner Wars. Maybe it’s time for me to go back to Candy Land.

Our 7 year old spent the night with her aunt and uncle. When she got back she said she watched some “adult tv shows”. Hmmm… It was golf.

Caleb and Delaney in a tight race coming out of turn 4. http://tweetphoto.com/33320416

Frankie’s Funpark now includes a power outage and fire drill. Today only. No extra charge! I hope it’s as short as the other rides.

It’s Friday night and I’m at home fixing a toilet. #lame #iknowhowtohavefun At least it’s a simple fix.

Not me! RT @theRab: @hotnow doughnut watch: 15+ campers at new WF Krispy Kreme already, ~5 tents, corn hole players in parking lot. 6AM open

The Big Lebowski RT @netflix: Free association time: What movies come to mind when you hear the phrase “cult classic?”